Michael Corner decided the most romantic way to go about this was to sneak up on Ginny Weasley, somewhere near the hospital wing, and so did so, placing his hands over her eyes. Instead of being glad to see him, Ginny Weasley shrieked and backed away as if he was infested with Nargles or whatever the hell it is that my cousin is rabbitting on about.
Undeterred, Michael Corner attempted to get her in the mood through a romantic embrace - and ended up with a punch on the kisser. For his troubles Michael Corner received a cut lip (nothing yours truly couldn't fix, of course) and for her troubles Ginny Weasley received a detention. However, when reminded this morning at breakfast, the little cow claimed to have no recollection of the incident, reacted angrily at my "suggestion" that she would do such a thing, and flat out refused to do the detention. Ginny Weasley now has an additional detention and I am taking the case to McGonagall.
Ain't young love grand? And it's not quite two weeks from Valentine's Day. No offense, Nick, but is there a February 14th equivalent of "Bah Humbug?"