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January 2008

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...You've got to be fucking kidding me.


Something startle you, Fawcett?
You could definitely say that, yeah. Bloody cunting Oakby. And bloody cunting Umbridge. I can just feel her presence behind this.
Aww, now that's too bad. And to think that whatever it was, George and I had nothing to do with it. Anything we can do to help?
Tempting offer, but no thank you.
What happened?

Private to Stebbins

Oakby is still in school.

Private to Fawcett

He what?

Private to Stebbins

Yep. He's on the train, as bold as brass. You can go and say hi if you like.

Private to Fawcett

I think I'll pass. I doubt I'd be able to stay civil.

Private to Stebbins

That makes two of us.

So, are things back home better now?

Private to Fawcett

Well, I'm still trying to adjust to the idea that I'm going to be a big brother, but apart from that I think things are better.

Private to Fawcett

What's going on?

Wait, does this have anything to do with the fact that Oakby was seen on the train looking particularly smug? I thought he was going to get expelled, sexually harassing the female students that way.

Private to Roger

It has a big part to do with it, yeah. I got the impression that he would be too.

But I suppose now that means you can go around pulling up our skirts to your hearts content now, Roger. And Chris and Barney too. Now there's two other blokes who really don't respect witches.

Private to Fawcett

Urgh. This year's really off to a fabulous start, isn't it? I'd better not catch him doing anything unpleasant to any of my female friends.

Nonsense, Mrs Davies. You'd divorce me.
Is that your attempt at art?

Kind of looks like a duck with it's legs chopped off to me...

Edited at 2008-01-14 01:16 pm (UTC)
Oh, that's good. Because it'd be a kind of shoddy first attempt. Plus I don't think ink blots is the in style at the moment in art circles.

Private to Fawcett

So what's got you riled up, partner o'mine?
What is it?
Did you break your quill? I bought some more over the holidays so if you need to borrow one I have plenty.
You could at least vanish the ink. It's making my journal look messy. How terribly cryptic.